Chuck Norris ist der Übermensch !

Am dat mai demult peste un site care reusea sa il ironizeze intr-un mod extrem de reusit pe domnul Norris. Am zambit. Am uitat de el. Azi, stumbleupon , m-a “împiedecat” si am ajuns din nou pe site. De data asta am ras cu lacrimi. Poate de la cafea, nu stiu. M-am decis sa aleg “factsuri-le” care mi s-au parut cele mai reusite si sa le pun pe blog, sa rad si peste 10 ani. Sunt in engleza, daca le traduc se pierde o parte din farmec. Enjoy !

• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
• Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
• Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash….

…si multe, multe altele. Le puteti gasi aici si aici.

Exista si un video cu omul însuşi pe youtube, citind preferatele lui De apreciat simtul autoironic al individului.

Ahh, si inca ceva: uite ce găseşte the mighty Google când se da search la Find Chuck Norris cu “Im feeling lucky”.